How bad do you need eye drops?

Well, you probably would be better off without them if they would prevent you from seeing a random mans genitals. 

Per usual, I was reading the Winchester Police Log.  From August 12 to 18, 2008 there were a variety of things reported such as:

• A stolen potted plant
• A motorcyclist lost his backpack
• Someone tried to illegally transfer money from a Winchester business to a bank account in Moscow
• Stolen bicycle
• Some car accidents
• And a patient harassed his optometrist for a refill on his eye drops.  (He actually showed up at the optometrist's home after he was denied the prescription at the doctors office.)
• A few burglaries
• An asian man flashed a woman out for a jog